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Now I remember how fucked up old Nickelodeon shows were.

Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mum and dad’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else. But just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes.

I just finished season one of Supernatural now I’m scared everyone is possessed by a demon

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why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered

artfulg:

the art project that got me sent to the counselor in middle school

the art project that got me sent to the counselor in middle school

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failureismydestiny:
so my sister was supposed to cook a hot pocket for 1 minute 45 seconds and she accidenty cooked it for 45 minutes

failureismydestiny:

so my sister was supposed to cook a hot pocket for 1 minute 45 seconds and she accidenty cooked it for 45 minutes

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Tumblr giveaway. Must be following me. Everyone is winner. Everyone gets to follow me. My posts are prizes. Enjoy blog friends.

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

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someone reblogged one of my posts and added a swear word so i called the police. let this be a warning to all you fuckers.